Steven Christopher Parker
By night I am a caped crusader foiling criminals and evildoers. By day I am a mild mannered actor, writer and producer. In my fifteen exceptional years I have been in blockbuster hits, primetime television smashes and wild commercial campaigns. I have written miraculous musicals, produced perfect parodies and created comical cartoons. I have been in high school with Peter Dinklage, bossed around Dax Shepard, pretended to do doctor stuff on NBC, been strangled by Ozzy Osbourne, attacked by a rabid rabbit, caressed by a chinchilla and done fishy things on the Disney Channel. I am a jack of all trades and master of few. More than anything, I am available for hire.